brotschneidemaschine
literally translates to bread slicer. I watched one video—and it had to be German. Now my feed… Oh, never mind I closed it after that video. “Social media” there has to be other options.
Also.. for a fact, it’s summer c0v1d. (I’m saying that so loosely, never in my life will you catch me sticking a 15-foot-long swab up my nose!)
I didn’t get it the first time it came around. Plus, I don’t know for a fact if it’s really what I think it may be but it’s one sick joke to get this sick the first week of summer.
Guys (and anyone) who spends so much time on dating apps are time wasters—their brain is fried from swiping through matches endlessly.
Humans aren’t meant to see so many curated faces.
And I’m not interested in texting. I want my man Amish, Jebediah with a three-contact flip-phone.